Am I asking for to much ????

Lots of good intel here which is helping me to avoid some places
First priority I am still looking for a good deep tissue massage in North Calgary
1. Skinny or slim Asian under 40 average looking or better ( that is my thingy )
2. undraping is a must
3. Must spend some time my butt ( another thingy )
4 Inexpensive $ 50.00 to 70.00 hr
5. Not afraid to do some grazing and accidental touching

I will pay extra for extras