Ursus should

Make like Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain already. They say three times a charm right? Just think, these people had way more talent, money and people who actually cared about them. It’s obvious Ursus you’re in great dire streights. So end it. Your imaginary wife will get over it

And that goes for all your bullshit handles. Stripfan, KW, Iron Shitted, etc, etc, etc.

Less time writing on here and less time fucking chicks with dicks, more time turning your car on in your garage or tying a...

Ursus should