On dating apps, I’m a “swipe left” kind of gal — unless I’m drunk, which means all bets are off.
All this rejection wreaks havoc on my hands. I’m breaking hearts and ruining lives left and right, using nothing but my thumbs to do the dirty work. So, when Bliss Spa announced an 30-minute, $80 “swipe right” massage, I promptly lost my sh*t and signed up. A massage for my lovelorn fingers? Say it ain’t so! The massage targets areas of the body associated with frequent swiping: hands, arms,...
I Got A Massage For People Obsessed With Swiping Right - Elite Daily (blog)
All this rejection wreaks havoc on my hands. I’m breaking hearts and ruining lives left and right, using nothing but my thumbs to do the dirty work. So, when Bliss Spa announced an 30-minute, $80 “swipe right” massage, I promptly lost my sh*t and signed up. A massage for my lovelorn fingers? Say it ain’t so! The massage targets areas of the body associated with frequent swiping: hands, arms,...
I Got A Massage For People Obsessed With Swiping Right - Elite Daily (blog)