My Apologies...

I feel I must apologize for being such a jerk on your forum. I get so bored sitting in my parents basement playing on my x-box all day. But what's a forty year old, balding, 100 lb overweight guy with incurable impotence supposed to do? I keep getting fired by the pizza places cuz my mom keeps forgetting to remind me to go to work. So- I go onto forums like yours and insult everybody and make up all kinds of stuff and watch you guys all get all worked up over it! What a blast!

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My Apologies...